Tuesday, January 09, 2007

I'm Not One To Repeat Myself, But If It Ain't Broken....

I realize I've been very slow in making my first posting to my blog for 2007 and the reason was, I really had nothing to say. Sure, lots of stuff happened in the news: Somalia, Saddam, Rednecks doing stupid stuff; however, I had no motivation to speak out, until now. So to the mass of adoring, potentially, 95 readers out there, I apologize for the delay.

Being a new year, some people are motivated to make resolutions, which they never keep, for the year to come. I am not, usually, such a person and I plan to remain that way; however, I did make a mental decision to make some changes. This decision just so happened to coincide with the new year. It is just a coincidence, TRUST ME!

So, what is the resolution I made. I am going to try and be more positive in my day-to-day life. When I say positive I don't mean, "yeah for rainbows, sunshine and everything fabulous". What I mean, is trying to keep things in perspective. We live in a world where context is everything. What is hot when you've stuck your hand in a pot of boiling water? What is a good job when you work under scorching sun for 10 hours a day making $10 for your efforts?
If you've been reading this blog or know me, you know that I am not the happiest person at work. I can't change the fact that my job is unchallenging and unsatisfying and compared to some of the jobs out there, I've got a pretty sweet one. The only thing I can change is my attitude and my job. I can only change one immediately and other is taking some time, but being all pissy and upset about my job is not helping me. If anything, it's hurting me mentally and physically. So this is the kind of positive I'm talking about.

So don't you worry. This blog will remain as cynical as it was in 2006. Just, to put all your concerns aside I have created the following for your peace of mind. Enjoy!

What the f**k is My Chemical Romance and Snow Patrol. Can any bands suck more than these guys?
Uww we can dress like we think we're goths, because that will give us a bad/evil image, but we'll write pansy, formulaic, teen pop boyband anthems like the Backstreet Boys. Oh wait, we don't want to be viewed the same as the Backstreet Boys so we'll swear in our songs. Idiots! Listen to Bauhaus or Skinny Puppy for real evil music.

So Saddam is dead. How tragic. We'll at least the civil war in Iraq will stop now, just like terrorism will stop once we catch Osama.


"We're so tormented!" SHUT UP!

4 comments:

Prim said...

Thank GOD you're back!

That's actually one of my resolutions. The only problem is I wonder how long it'll last?

More Serotonin Please said...

I'm glad somebody missed me!

Breakers said...

Yes I missed you too.

HAHA you're a 'resolutionary'... But your's is good though. I feel your pain!

meesha said...

Did you find Christ over the holidays, or maybe it's a pinched nerve from helping me move ;) You are right tho, but don't be one of those losers that hogs the treadmill in January and disappears in February and then complains they're fat in July at the beach. Stick with it, I'm finding too that among the smog called North American life there are still some whisps of fresh air. Oh, and Chemical Romance suck too. WTF? First album was awesome, even with the ambigously gay lyrics...sophmore slump, I tell ya, it's a curse!!!