First let me start off by clarifying this blog entry. If you know me, you know I HATE Hollywood! I prefer to never acknowledge it's existence - except when I have to get angry! Well I guess Britney isn't Hollywood, since she's a singer (tries to hold back laughter). Oh I guess she did that thing a few years back some may call a movie. My blood is boiling already thinking about the fact that Hollywood would put money into making that tripe and there are tonnes of talented artists out there burning new and uniques manuscripts to stay warm, because Hollywood won't give them a chance. I CAN'T CONTAIN IT ANY LONGER.
DEATH TO HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!
Okay, I feel a little better now.
So anyways, back to Britney and Cletus.
I could not resist commenting on the latest news that the Queen of the Trailerpark and K-Fed are to divorce. Not that I care about their 'personal lives'; I just thought this would be a perfect example to highlight the truth about hollywood. Screw capitalizing hollywood, I won't even give it that respect. Maybe I shouldn't be listening to Ministry while I write this?
Everyone likes to make a point about how divorce in hollywood is so prevalent. Do you really think this is an accident? Stop being stupid! hollywood is run by agents. Agents do their best to make money. In hollywood money is made through attention. I firmly believe that eighty percent of the divorces in hollywood are scripted and planned. They always seem to happen when an, I use this term loosely, actor/actress is no longer in the spotlight and it's time for them to get back into it. There have been numerous examples of this in the past, but I don't care enough to remember who they were. I spit on hollywood. In fact, I think from now on any time I say hollywood I will have to spit afterward - thank you Tom Robbins.
So pay attention boys and girls, Britney is planning to make a new album and record, what some consider, music again. The whole marriage from the beginning was for attention. Give me a break that Britney would really marry this backwater hillbilly. It was shocking, for the lower species; thus, it got her attention. From what I can tell, Britney hasn't been recording or touring for quite a while now. She wanted a break. Now she's ready to return and her name isn't as popular as it was before. How do we resolve this - enter the divorce and it's media attention.
I state 100% confident that we will hear about a new tour or album or movie or some other shit in the works from Britney in the coming weeks or months.
If I am wrong I will force myself to watch that thing she made, some called, a movie. You can call me on it!
So far her agent has done his job.
I just remembered some more examples:
Do you really think PeeWee Herman didn't intend to get caught choking the chicken outside an adult movie theatre. I remember my wife telling me how one of her professors in university said that he did that to break his child lovable image. After a few years he could make a new start in hollywood (spit) without the PeeWee typecast as everyone would only remember him pulling his wiener.
J-Ho and Benflack. That breakup seemed to oddly coincide with the release of the new movie they did together.
Nothing in hollywood (spit) is an coincidence. Pay attention and quit being a pawn to their games.
RIP THE SYSTEM!
2 comments:
Thank god America's hillbilly sweethearts are kaputz. I have a feeling though we'll never hear the end of the Fed-Ex saga!
Marriage seems to be a huge PR machine in Hollywood. It appears that most "stars" are in some kind of competition to see who can be married for the less amount of time. Why do they even bother?
The sanctity of saying your "I do's" is a farce. Sad.
I like celebrities b/c they make me laugh! They are all living in this quaint little bubble of an existence, and it's inevitable that they self-destruct.
Then we get to laugh some more.
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